David's Sandwich
Yo, the name is Harris
I like to drive my Toyota Yaris
And my favourite city
Is the city of Paris
Where you can buy croissants from my mate Travis
I live in a cattle farm
The ladies find it quite the charm
My animals, ha, they'll do you no harm
As long as you remain very calm
Olz is a sexy beast
When you look at him you'll find it's quite the feast
Give him a go, put him to the test
I think you'll find he's the very best (sax solo)
Roland is my neighbour's dog
His bulging eyes make him look like a frog
The other day he got locked in my bog
When I opened the door it was quite the shock!
I like to wear blue cargo shorts (cargo shorts)
And I have a balaclava to hide my warts (hide my warts)
I'm insecure, please don't hurt me (ahhh)
I failed all my GCSEs
And you know my favourite snack, they're frozen peas
I once got attacked by a swarm of bees
I physically can't climb any trees!
Herbs are my favourite snacks
And I like collecting Match Attax
If you're in town, send me a fax
And I'll make us some tasty wraps
I think you'll find I'm quite the guy
My celebrity crush is Stephen Fry
I like to play I Spy
I like to drive my Toyota Yaris
And my favourite city
Is the city of Paris
Where you can buy croissants from my mate Travis
I live in a cattle farm
The ladies find it quite the charm
My animals, ha, they'll do you no harm
As long as you remain very calm
Olz is a sexy beast
When you look at him you'll find it's quite the feast
Give him a go, put him to the test
I think you'll find he's the very best (sax solo)
Roland is my neighbour's dog
His bulging eyes make him look like a frog
The other day he got locked in my bog
When I opened the door it was quite the shock!
I like to wear blue cargo shorts (cargo shorts)
And I have a balaclava to hide my warts (hide my warts)
I'm insecure, please don't hurt me (ahhh)
I failed all my GCSEs
And you know my favourite snack, they're frozen peas
I once got attacked by a swarm of bees
I physically can't climb any trees!
Herbs are my favourite snacks
And I like collecting Match Attax
If you're in town, send me a fax
And I'll make us some tasty wraps
I think you'll find I'm quite the guy
My celebrity crush is Stephen Fry
I like to play I Spy
Credits
Writer(s): Ossian Watt-smith
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