M.F.C

Santa Claus loves touching children
Falalalala la la la la
He lures them in with gifts and cookies
Falalalala la la la

He picks up the bottle, and takes a sip
He calls for Mrs. Claus to hop on his dick
To deliver all the gifts in a single night
Santa comes with fear and fright

Santa's fat, not too jolly he's filled with bullcrap
His image is all fake and he has a hard lap
Pedophiles are seldom very missed
Santa is on the S.O. list

Santa Claus is just a normal, senile, drunken man
He doesn't give a fuck about happy holidays, he disregards his fans
He doesn't give a fuck about the well being of kids
They mean jack shit to him
Rudolph's nose, that used to shine so bright, is starting to look dim

He spanks his reindeer and says "we don't have much time"
Little does he know that burglary's a crime
To break in and leave presents is what he does best
If he ever gets caught it'll be a shitfest

Santa hates his wife and he hates his bratty kids
You'd think he'd love them all but no cause god forbid
He strangles them and hits them he loves to cause pain
I don't really judge him now Christmas is all rain

Santa Claus is just a normal, senile, drunken man
He doesn't give a fuck about happy holidays, he disregards his fans
He doesn't give a fuck about the well being of kids
They mean jack shit to him
Rudolph's nose, that used to shine so bright, is starting to look dim

Santa's fat, not too jolly he's filled with bullcrap
His image is all fake and he has a hard lap
Pedophiles are seldom very missed
Santa is on the S.O. list

Santa hates his wife and he hates his bratty kids
You'd think he'd love them all but no cause god forbids
He strangles them and hits them he loves to cause pain
I don't really judge him cause now Christmas is all rain

Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one

Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one

Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one
Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one



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