pineapple bitch (feat. John Corndog, Ungeheuer L & Bean Dip)
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon Janson, Little bitch, he sucks at dancing
Brandon Janson works at shell, Brandon Janson Slipped and fell
Brandon is a trombone nerd, Brandon is a stinky turd
Brandon J. is a short guy, squash him like he is a fly
You give me a headache, get to the kitchen, make me a cheesecake
Take him, throw him in a lake, never mind he has a rake
Cook him like he is a steak, bake him like he is a cake
Shake him say it's an earthquake, bowl with milk call it corn flake
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
He's dumb like a pineapple
He's short like a pineapple
He's round like a pineapple
And he's blind like a pineapple
Cause he's the CEO of no friends, you think he does but he pretends
My hate for him always ascends, Got humor like it's 2010
Always running for the cookie, hotel anti-Brandon? book me
Walking around he is so goofy, in the kitchen making sushi
Wait, What? Sorry Brandon couldn't see you there
Cause you're so short it's almost like I'm looking into thin air
You are the definition of the people that need daycare
I'm gonna find you, stomp you like a fly and make you flatware
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Your car is shit, your hair is shit
Your drip is shit, I ain't having it
You got big feet, you got skinny legs
You're just a short bitch come end of day
You can't hold a job, you're like 4 feet
Sounds like sponge bob when you talk to me
Can't grow facial hair, you got no flare
Like a teddy bear in ladies underwear
Did you shit your pants when you left the house?
Cause you smell so bad you'll never get a spouse
You'll get a hernia when you're 23
Cause you're a weak bitch so don't talk to me
Yeah grow the fuck up or fucking shut up
Put your fists up before you act up
Because I've had enough of your dumb stuff
You're not fucking tough so shut your ass up
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon Janson, Little bitch, he sucks at dancing
Brandon Janson works at shell, Brandon Janson Slipped and fell
Brandon is a trombone nerd, Brandon is a stinky turd
Brandon J. is a short guy, squash him like he is a fly
You give me a headache, get to the kitchen, make me a cheesecake
Take him, throw him in a lake, never mind he has a rake
Cook him like he is a steak, bake him like he is a cake
Shake him say it's an earthquake, bowl with milk call it corn flake
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
He's dumb like a pineapple
He's short like a pineapple
He's round like a pineapple
And he's blind like a pineapple
Cause he's the CEO of no friends, you think he does but he pretends
My hate for him always ascends, Got humor like it's 2010
Always running for the cookie, hotel anti-Brandon? book me
Walking around he is so goofy, in the kitchen making sushi
Wait, What? Sorry Brandon couldn't see you there
Cause you're so short it's almost like I'm looking into thin air
You are the definition of the people that need daycare
I'm gonna find you, stomp you like a fly and make you flatware
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Your car is shit, your hair is shit
Your drip is shit, I ain't having it
You got big feet, you got skinny legs
You're just a short bitch come end of day
You can't hold a job, you're like 4 feet
Sounds like sponge bob when you talk to me
Can't grow facial hair, you got no flare
Like a teddy bear in ladies underwear
Did you shit your pants when you left the house?
Cause you smell so bad you'll never get a spouse
You'll get a hernia when you're 23
Cause you're a weak bitch so don't talk to me
Yeah grow the fuck up or fucking shut up
Put your fists up before you act up
Because I've had enough of your dumb stuff
You're not fucking tough so shut your ass up
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, It is Brandon that I hate
Tail-less monkey big mistake, wishes he was 5 foot 8
Gator Bait, Gator Bait, Trying to be Andrew Tate
He is a short-ass primate, Put his ass in checkmate
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Writer(s): Ungeheuer L
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