The Elves

Alright folks, bring it in
It's already December
We've got a lot of presents to send out
Who's the first on this list

Let's see, we've got NLJ wanting another chance
Any chances left for NLJ

Nope, fresh outta those. Who's next?

We've got a... Cole J
Looks like he wants a new phone
We'll buy the box, empty it, and fill it with lumps of coal instead

Oh, I get it because his name sounds like coal
No, because he's a dickhead

I... ah, well uh. Next
We have the limited time-only pink drink flavored jolly rancher for FabvL
Where's the candy

What
Is that the candy
No

Right
Get some more of that, please
Who's next
What the hell is that sound

Okay, next for Walnutgod
We have a bomb

WHAT
Yeah, they wanted to blow up
IS THAT LIT? YO, PUT THAT OU

I... hate... this job
Who's next? The community
What do we have for the community?"

A Frostier Christmas



Credits
Writer(s): Ciyo Carter
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