Tripley Vaccinated
The day is September 9th, of 2021
He calls me Shoebin
Fast forward six months later
He still calls me Shoebin
No snakes on planes no snakes on planes
Take out your phone, Chromebook, neither or all three
I have some interesting news, Spider Man and Batman are not real
Neither is Superman, but I heard Ant Man is real he told me
My friend is young enough to be my son
He's about 53
I'm orthorexic, no that's a lie I'm not orthorexic
That's not just a water bottle that's a Dunkin Donut water bottle
You're not alone
You're not alone
My phone is like crack
This apple watch is like crack plus
*snort*
It was so quiet you could hear a mouse fart
*toot*
Do you get smarter from now till the time you graduate?
No, No, No, No, No
One of the ways you can get AIDS is through sex
Therefore, I don't have to worry about AIDS
Carlos, you are like the US mail
You always deliver
I know
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Yeah
I could eat a donut in two bites
But I don't because that would be unhealthy
I could eat 5k calories in 10 minutes
But I don't cause that would be unhealthy
I could eat a whole pie of pizza
While driving from one place to another
It looks like you were wrestling the jacket
And the jacket won
I will run upstairs to the third floor
Pass the swimming pool and go into my teacher coffin
You could bring the horse to the water
But there's no saying it would drink
The pencil is flopped (Yeah)
The pencil is flopped
That was like going to the dentist without Novocaine
Quick and not that painful
When you're dying of COVID and haven't been vaccinated
You're not allowed to complain
Eyesean if you lost 50 pounds
You would be at negative six
I'm a Ferrari
I'm a Ferrari
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Ma!
Where are my dino nuggies?
No I don't want burgers!
I want dino nuggies!
Where's my ketchup?
I don't like Ranch!
I only like ketchup!
Ma!
He calls me Shoebin
Fast forward six months later
He still calls me Shoebin
No snakes on planes no snakes on planes
Take out your phone, Chromebook, neither or all three
I have some interesting news, Spider Man and Batman are not real
Neither is Superman, but I heard Ant Man is real he told me
My friend is young enough to be my son
He's about 53
I'm orthorexic, no that's a lie I'm not orthorexic
That's not just a water bottle that's a Dunkin Donut water bottle
You're not alone
You're not alone
My phone is like crack
This apple watch is like crack plus
*snort*
It was so quiet you could hear a mouse fart
*toot*
Do you get smarter from now till the time you graduate?
No, No, No, No, No
One of the ways you can get AIDS is through sex
Therefore, I don't have to worry about AIDS
Carlos, you are like the US mail
You always deliver
I know
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Yeah
I could eat a donut in two bites
But I don't because that would be unhealthy
I could eat 5k calories in 10 minutes
But I don't cause that would be unhealthy
I could eat a whole pie of pizza
While driving from one place to another
It looks like you were wrestling the jacket
And the jacket won
I will run upstairs to the third floor
Pass the swimming pool and go into my teacher coffin
You could bring the horse to the water
But there's no saying it would drink
The pencil is flopped (Yeah)
The pencil is flopped
That was like going to the dentist without Novocaine
Quick and not that painful
When you're dying of COVID and haven't been vaccinated
You're not allowed to complain
Eyesean if you lost 50 pounds
You would be at negative six
I'm a Ferrari
I'm a Ferrari
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
I've been vaccinated thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Somehow I got COVID thrice (Yeah)
Tripley vaccinated, tripley vaccinated
Ma!
Where are my dino nuggies?
No I don't want burgers!
I want dino nuggies!
Where's my ketchup?
I don't like Ranch!
I only like ketchup!
Ma!
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Writer(s): Carlos Rangnekar
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