Rap Heisman

Grab a bull by the horns Jack Wiseman
They rep a fat diamond
Keyes is just back rhyming
Not autograph signing
Nighttime them rats dining
Not back up in college
But I still win the Rap Heisman

Grab a bull by the horns Jack Wiseman
They rep a fat diamond
Keyes is just back rhyming
Not autograph signing
Nighttime them rats dining
Not back up in college
But I still win the Rap Heisman

Back when I'd see my report card
Threw it in the creek
Cause my mind was just so scarred
And like my mama woulda freaked

They don't hear my name I spell it J O E Y
Roode gonna leave I'm saying "aye yo E Why?"
If I be a savage then my bae won't be mine
Others with the mic are blind and they don't see why

I be Randy Johnson cause I'll make a bird Disintegrate
When I'm on the mic I truly let my tongue Discriminate

Grab a bull by the horns Jack Wiseman
They rep a fat diamond
Keyes is just back rhyming
Not autograph signing
Nighttime them rats dining
Not back up in college
But I still win the Rap Heisman

Grab a bull by the horns Jack Wiseman
They rep a fat diamond
Keyes is just back rhyming
Not autograph signing
Nighttime them rats dining
Not back up in college
But I still win the Rap Heisman

Badou Jack I'm the ripper
Catching bodies like the zipper
But it wasn't with a stripper
PG13 like the clipper
That boy whip ass with a slipper
Skinny dippers in the river
Sunk with flippers for a picture
Need a cheque like I'm done dinner
Need nine mill like I'm Jeff Skinner
On trips I just bump 'Born Sinner'
Land Of The Snakes I'm born slimmer

And I

Never hit the turf because
I woulda got my ass kicked
Yea I won the heisman
But I'll never be a draft pick
If you think I'm skrting
Nah I'm cruising in the traffic
Balling with Mclaurin
Like I be Ryan Fitzpatrick

Stuck in Dons' drive thru I be Mc'Swearin
They don't keep up so ain't no comparin
Orange dunks on like Lando's Mclaren
I don't wanna picture me as a parent
That'd be a disaster ain't it apparent?
I ain't hard to read I'm pretty transparent

Point the thumb not the finger
Stench up all inside the room I let it fester and linger
I don't go for sacrifice flys only go for the dingers
I don't fucking throw the check downs on the sticks I'm a slinger
Used to drive around the town my speakers
Blasting the ringer
If she really wanna hit the town I guess ima bring her
She no Jada Pinkett Smith I know that girl not a swinger
But I seen her voice in action and she more than a singer