Enema Resort (Original Original) [Bonus Track]
If life's pressures are more than you can take
Follow me to the palace on the lake
If old man constipation is with you every day
Just bend over watch your troubles float away
Nothing less than the best for you. We'll be there by your side
We're trained to do these kinds of things and serve you with a smile
You've seen one, we've seen 'em all. Don't be shy
Open up that butthole. Blast relief, open wide
Swimming pools, tennis courts
Best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Get a sitter or take off work, your boss will understand
Call our 1-800 number, drop your troubles in our hands
There's lots of things to look at. You'll love the scenic view
Our job is to accommodate while we gladly clean up your shit!
Wiffle ball, shuffle board
And best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Pressure's on. You stay drier
Ready, aim, fire!
No regrets, no remorse
Sailboats, free escorts
Nature walks, salad forks
Mirrored ceilings, tiled floors
Florida, Dusseldorf
But best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Follow me to the palace on the lake
If old man constipation is with you every day
Just bend over watch your troubles float away
Nothing less than the best for you. We'll be there by your side
We're trained to do these kinds of things and serve you with a smile
You've seen one, we've seen 'em all. Don't be shy
Open up that butthole. Blast relief, open wide
Swimming pools, tennis courts
Best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Get a sitter or take off work, your boss will understand
Call our 1-800 number, drop your troubles in our hands
There's lots of things to look at. You'll love the scenic view
Our job is to accommodate while we gladly clean up your shit!
Wiffle ball, shuffle board
And best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Pressure's on. You stay drier
Ready, aim, fire!
No regrets, no remorse
Sailboats, free escorts
Nature walks, salad forks
Mirrored ceilings, tiled floors
Florida, Dusseldorf
But best of all, pull down your shorts
For water sports
Credits
Writer(s): Michael Veum, Douglas Patinka
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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