Touch Grass

Yep

Sammy and Tom needs to touch grass
Yeah if they were in a race they would come last
That's coz they're slow and not fast

Yeah
Yep yep

When you gotta touch grass
Gotta head to mars
When you go for a par
But it doesn't go that far
You get in the car
And go real far
When you see grass
You gotta got for a pass

Yep yep

Hello my name is Gurstrid
I live down the street
I saw your mum and dad
Banging since 1983 (Mhm)
Yes I may be old
But I still love touching grass

Coz it makes me really fast
And I know I'm old
But my back's going out
And I love Harry Potter (Uh)
Harry-

Yeah I love Harry Potter
But he lookin' like a dream
And I know
Wee wee I'd rather coz I see (Mhm)

And I know that I'm very old
But still I just want to know-

Yeah
I don't touch grass
No I do
Wait-

Yeah I touch grass
That's true
Yeah the sky's blue

Tom's at mars looking at cars
Yeah it's pretty far and I gotta check var
Anyways let's talk about how he's pretty mean
Along with that how he's never clean,
Pretty lean

Farts there and here, down the rear
I can smell them which means that they're very near (Yeah)
Yeah it's something that I have to fear (Yeah)
Gotta put myself in a higher gear