Five Corpses

I Once had a friend named Billy-Bob
Beat his ass with a billy club
Chopped him up with the table saw
I think maybe the neighbours saw
So I killed them too
The rain was pouring I was snoring
The police stopped by and woke me up that morning
Asked if they could take a look around
I said fuck no not without a search warrant
So they went back to the station
I wasn't wasting time I went back to the basement
To finish chopping the bodies so I could place them in a bath of

Sulphuric acid that will help them dissolve
Flush them down the toilet then the problem is solved
So I kept chopping chopping
Ch ch ch chopping the bodies
Blood was squirting all over the curtain
I'll get away with murder I'm certain

I got to get rid of the blood stains
Take a quick look under the sink
Grab the bleach and the rubber maid
Where's the vim and the broom
I'll scrub everything until I've cleaned the room
I know the cops will be back soon
Still have a corpse in the bathroom
Take a hacksaw to Matthew
Yeah I'm a bad dude
I fucking had to place him in a bath of

Sulphuric acid that should help him dissolve
Flush him down the toilet then the problem is solved
So I kept chopping chopping
Ch ch ch chopping the bodies
Blood was squirting all over the curtain
I'll get away with murder I'm certain

Oh fuck the cops are coming back
I'm not done scrubbing the blood off the walls
I got no time to finish scrubbing it all
Fuck it all
I'm in a rage
I'm pulling out the 12 gauge
Not getting locked away
I don't care what the fuck they say
They think I'm crazy
They said I smoke too much crack
No baby



Credits
Writer(s): Tony Reddekopp
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