Caesarean Cowboy

The Doctor

The Doctor grabbed the knife
Cut me a doorway into life
Otherwise it would have been infanticide
And when I exited the womb
I kicked down the doorway to the saloon

Cut me out cut me out

I had a twin but it didn't have a chance for its life to begin
I murdered him because this womb isn't big enough for the two of us
They made a fuss because my feet were facing down
So they numbed my Mum from the bellybutton down

I am alive because I was a caesarian
I owe my life to western medicine
I defy natural selection
I am the prevention of evolution

Cut me out cut me out
Let your babies grow up to be cowboys



Credits
Writer(s): Sam Flood
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