I Kill People (Jon Lajoie Cover)
Did you miss me?
Oh yeah What? What?
MC Al-Varenga right back in this bitch
2022 is the year that I produce a version of this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Player haters beware because
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow, here we go!
Hey punk-ass gangsters what you lookin' at?
You think you can front with me you better watch your back
(Watch out) Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shoot them good (pow, pow)
I'm a menace from society a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible (Yes, I am)
I'm invisible like ...well I'm not really invisible (Oh damn!)
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous?) like a fire in a nursing home
Old people burning old people burning put your hands up
Old people burning old people burning that's kind of messed up
What? What? You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nutsI...
I mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V A G I N A (what?)
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load (My load)
All over his chest and face and down his throat (And then he dies)
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy like Mel Gibson (What?)
No wait that just makes me sound racist
Listen (Oh yeah)
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
(You don't) Ha ha you want these things but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person
Stupid poor people stupid poor people
I have more money than you
Stupid poor people stupid poor people
You can't even afford food
When I show women my money
They want to have sex with me (They do)
And they always have orgasms
Cause my penis is so big (Oh yeah)
25 inches long and 12 inches thick (It is)
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Ann Frank of erections... know what? that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra-large condom on my penis that's right
My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption
They're really good
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
I've killed so many people
That I don't even remember how many fucking people I've killed
But it's probably around... 7... thousand
2020 or 2022 I don't know it's been a mess.
Fuck covid!
Representing the South side
B to the RAZIL, bitch
Hell yeah! Women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas... and their sisters' vaginas
Just in case you don't get irony
Well, this song is not even mine
So, fuck you!
Fuck everyone!
Fuck everything!
Fuck my life!
I would like to finish the song but maybe
Just maybe, you, looza
Yeah, you!
Can help me spreading the bad vibes all around the world
Fuck! I don't know what to say
Oh yeah What? What?
MC Al-Varenga right back in this bitch
2022 is the year that I produce a version of this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Player haters beware because
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow, here we go!
Hey punk-ass gangsters what you lookin' at?
You think you can front with me you better watch your back
(Watch out) Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shoot them good (pow, pow)
I'm a menace from society a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible (Yes, I am)
I'm invisible like ...well I'm not really invisible (Oh damn!)
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous?) like a fire in a nursing home
Old people burning old people burning put your hands up
Old people burning old people burning that's kind of messed up
What? What? You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nutsI...
I mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V A G I N A (what?)
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load (My load)
All over his chest and face and down his throat (And then he dies)
Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy like Mel Gibson (What?)
No wait that just makes me sound racist
Listen (Oh yeah)
I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money
(You don't) Ha ha you want these things but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person
Stupid poor people stupid poor people
I have more money than you
Stupid poor people stupid poor people
You can't even afford food
When I show women my money
They want to have sex with me (They do)
And they always have orgasms
Cause my penis is so big (Oh yeah)
25 inches long and 12 inches thick (It is)
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Ann Frank of erections... know what? that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra-large condom on my penis that's right
My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption
They're really good
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
Guns don't kill people... uh uh
I kill people... with guns Pow
I've killed so many people
That I don't even remember how many fucking people I've killed
But it's probably around... 7... thousand
2020 or 2022 I don't know it's been a mess.
Fuck covid!
Representing the South side
B to the RAZIL, bitch
Hell yeah! Women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas... and their sisters' vaginas
Just in case you don't get irony
Well, this song is not even mine
So, fuck you!
Fuck everyone!
Fuck everything!
Fuck my life!
I would like to finish the song but maybe
Just maybe, you, looza
Yeah, you!
Can help me spreading the bad vibes all around the world
Fuck! I don't know what to say
Credits
Writer(s): Jonathan Lajoie
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