How to Write a Song

The first thing you should know 'bout writing a song
Is that it's made for bucks
And not for fun
It best be blown from a gun
and have you been a son

Why don't we lay out the rules
Number one
Yell out at all your fans
The album will come

Step two is keep everything that you make
It's coming from somewhere
It's not the voids to take
The last is just as good as the next
In fact
You'd rather not hear the rest

Step three is the rule to study
For your test
Your song will be the best
If you write about sex

You sway in
Both ways
Contradict
What you say
My mirror is telling you
To stay away
Until you listen
To what I have to say

You clearly have a lot to say
I didn't mean to stray you away
I'll show you that I'll listen
And that
I'll obey
I will take action on what you say

No you won't
You lying cunt
We've been here before
But last time I left you shattered on the floor
But over time
You've realigned
And you think that you are great
You only listen
To what you want
Me to say

That's true
That's true
That's true