I'm Going To Be Lonely This Christmas
I stole Santa Claus's fucking sleigh
But we're not calling it that cause we're not fucking gay (We are)
I hate family reunions, it's such a chore
I fucking hate my grandma, she's a god damn whore
I fucking hate Christmas and these bright ass lights
My sensory issues can't handle this
I might just kill my family tonight
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck reindeer
Fuck the elves
And fuck Frosty the Snowman
Fuck trees
Fuck cookies and milk
Fuck presents
And fuck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
I'm gonna make Santa's reindeer into fucking taxidermy
I hate all these children, they make me fucking squirmy
I'm gonna jizz in my family's Christmas cookies
Not piss though 'cause that is for fucking rookies
I'm gonna start shoving things into my fucking sack
(Sack?)
My fucking ball sack
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck reindeer
Fuck the elves
And fuck Frosty the Snowman
Fuck trees
Fuck cookies and milk
Fuck presents
And fuck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
All these balls make me feel some type of way
Guys, I swear I'm not fucking gay
But, god damn, these minimalist Christmas trees
Feel really good in my tiny peen
Before I know it, I'm shoving balls in my ass
And I don't even care if they're made of god damn glass
(Oh shit, it broke)
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas
But we're not calling it that cause we're not fucking gay (We are)
I hate family reunions, it's such a chore
I fucking hate my grandma, she's a god damn whore
I fucking hate Christmas and these bright ass lights
My sensory issues can't handle this
I might just kill my family tonight
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck reindeer
Fuck the elves
And fuck Frosty the Snowman
Fuck trees
Fuck cookies and milk
Fuck presents
And fuck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
I'm gonna make Santa's reindeer into fucking taxidermy
I hate all these children, they make me fucking squirmy
I'm gonna jizz in my family's Christmas cookies
Not piss though 'cause that is for fucking rookies
I'm gonna start shoving things into my fucking sack
(Sack?)
My fucking ball sack
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck reindeer
Fuck the elves
And fuck Frosty the Snowman
Fuck trees
Fuck cookies and milk
Fuck presents
And fuck the Gingerbread Man
I hate Christmas
I am going to die alone
I killed my entire family with a god damn stone
All these balls make me feel some type of way
Guys, I swear I'm not fucking gay
But, god damn, these minimalist Christmas trees
Feel really good in my tiny peen
Before I know it, I'm shoving balls in my ass
And I don't even care if they're made of god damn glass
(Oh shit, it broke)
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas
I'm going to be lonely this Christmas
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Writer(s): Carter Blum
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