Rock n' Roll Horseshit #3

Rock n' roll horseshit
A boneheaded riff
Swinging like a monkey, dead and stiff
Rockabilly hoo-ha
We saw up your skirt
Flames and dice on your boyfriend's shirt

Well, rock n' roll horseshit, whoop-de-doo
Mashed potato, twenty-three skidoo
The middle of the road's good enough for you
Rock n' roll horseshit, hidey-ho
Whichever way the wind's gonna blow
I paid my money, get on with the show

Rock n' roll horseshit
If it walks like a duck
I hate to say it but your band just sucks
Horizontal hula
My teenage lust
Phony white blues has bit the dust

A-wella-wella-wella
Rock n' roll horseshit, whoop-de-doo
Mashed potato, twenty-three skidoo
The middle of the road's good enough for you
Rock n' roll horseshit, hidey-ho
Whichever way the wind's gonna blow
I paid my money, get on with the show

Do what you wanna, say what you will
Just don't Owasso my Collinsville



Credits
Writer(s): David Dirickson
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