Santa Got a DUI

Santa got a DUI
Caught him in the sleigh with coke and rye
Dude's a fucking mess this year
The kids looked under the tree and cried

Frosty had the shittiest day
Hot boxed in a room where he melted away
Dude's a fucking mess this year
Turned into a puddle pissed on by a rain deer

Woo!
Oh yeah
Give it to me mmm yeah
Woo!
Awh yeah mmm
Hit me
Oh yeah
Mmm tasty

Rudolph's feeling kinda blue
Existential crisis that he's going through
Dudes a fucking mess this year
He's acting like a kangaroo in an institute

Elf's attending a protest
Fed up with the rush and the lack of rest
Dudes a fucking mess this year
No gifts being made this is no test

All right
Everybody
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho
Hoes be tripping



Credits
Writer(s): Nicolas Saungikar
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