Tny Chnk
I want to show up to work stoned
I want to drink on the job
Sirens flashing I won't pull over
Cause that's an alien not a cop
They've got me in their tractor beam
They're sticking probes up my ass
Now I can't find my skateboard
Completely naked I run away fast
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
I want to be out of this world
I need to get out of town
Smurfy lizard people hiding all around me
And I know that it's what I believe
They're following me on the freeway
They're driving right on my ass
No idea where I'm going
I'm terrified and I'm running low on gas
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
I want to drink on the job
Sirens flashing I won't pull over
Cause that's an alien not a cop
They've got me in their tractor beam
They're sticking probes up my ass
Now I can't find my skateboard
Completely naked I run away fast
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
I want to be out of this world
I need to get out of town
Smurfy lizard people hiding all around me
And I know that it's what I believe
They're following me on the freeway
They're driving right on my ass
No idea where I'm going
I'm terrified and I'm running low on gas
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
Little blue fuckers coming after me
Stealing my powers and my anal virginity
They stole my cash my weed and the shoes right off my feet
Looking out my window there's a flying saucer on my street
So now I can't skate
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Writer(s): Tyler Self
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