My Condo in New Londo

If you want to stay cool
Come swim in our pool
But watch your step, cutie
There's no lifeguard on duty

There's no flowers or bees
Or HSA fees
No solicitors coming
Though horrible plumming

You should come visit my condo in New Londo
There's a leak in the basement, and it's flooded mondo
Some people like to claim that the building is haunted
I seldom get visitors, they're all way too daunted

My neighbors are quiet
And thin from their diet
You won't see any bugs
They like to give hugs

The guests are all geists
They try to be nice
But they barge right inside
I think they all died

You should come visit my condo in New Londo
There's a leak in the basement, and it's flooded mondo
Some people like to claim that the building is haunted
I seldom get visitors, they're all way too daunted

You should come visit my condo in New Londo
There's a leak in the basement, and it's flooded mondo
Some people like to claim that the building is haunted
I seldom get visitors, they're all way too daunted

You should come visit my condo in New Londo
There's a leak in the basement, and it's flooded mondo
Some people like to claim that the building is haunted
I seldom get visitors, they're all way too daunted



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Writer(s): Daniel Silber
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