Me & the Weatherman

Thank god for the internet cause I'd never know the rain is coming
Every morning I wake up it's always so bright & so sunny
Then you leave my bed & it starts to get wet
& my day turns itself to match what has happened to the weather

But me & the weathermen, we're more alike than not
They see it in their radars, I feel it in my gut
I thought it in my sleep, I dreamt it in a daydream
I wrote it down with the date at the top of the page
Just to prove it

I'm lying in your bed & I'm scared you can hear my heart beating
Even the mold knows & it draws a perfect Little Dipper on your ceiling
& it's all the same, this little dance, this little game
& every time I try to break the cycle
I end up being the strange one

& I try to speak my mind but nobody tells you how hard it is
When you're staring at me bug-eyed & I'd much rather just kiss you
Than tell you "I don't want nobody wasting my time"
& you tell me, "Well, obviously, nobody wants time wasted"
But you're thinking like a rocket man
& I'm thinking like a girl naked