Grandmas

She made you milk and cookies after school
She took you out to swim at her condo's pool
Gave you ten bucks for your birthday
That you sometimes spent on weed
Yea, Granny gives you everything you need

She held you when your puppy dog had died
And when that priest molested you
She listened while you cried
Sayin' Gran it hurts to sit down
Do you have a pack of ice
Yea, Granny isn't she so fucking nice

But everyone gets older and they die eventually
Cremated or buried, yes they do
Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see
Cause Grandma's don't live forever
And neither do you

She took you to a baseball game one time
She caught that fly ball for you
She was really in her prime
Got a hooker for your bar mitzvah
When you just had turned thirteen
Yea, Grandpa knows exactly what I mean

But everyone gets older and they die eventually
Cremated or buried, yes they do
Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see
Cause Grandma's don't live forever
And neither do you

There were so many times you didn't call her on the phone
She sat there in the dark, waiting for you all alone
While you were getting fucked up
With your friends and other freaks
The tears they rolled down Grandma's fuzzy cheeks

But everyone gets older and they die eventually
Cremated or buried, yes they do
Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see
Cause Grandma's don't live forever
And neither do you

Yea everyone gets older and they die eventually
Cremated or buried, yes they do
Your granny's no exception to the rule, as you will see
Cause Grandma's don't live forever
And neither do you