Intro

[Automater: "Sorry, the person you're trying to
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And guess who it is, guess who it is,
I'm finna roast you on yo ass, bruh
Why you lookin' like Ozzy Ozbournes After Picture?
Muhfucka', you look like a depressed Post Malone
Nah, nah, nah, real shit, real shit
You lookin' like an Auntie-Emo
Nah, honestly.You lookin' like the world's whitest Mexican
I-uh. Wes. I'm Sorr- Listen, Wes, Listen. I'm sorry...
...hey how you doin', how you doin' man, I'm for real,
I'm sorry-I'm sorry...
...I'm real sorry... That you look hit like- a Deleted Lisa Simpson...
You lookin' like- . . You lookin' like muhfuckin' -"

"Ya Fakin' Crikey
Ya come over here... with ya dirty ass
And you smear ya god damn oil all over... mah god damn copenhagen
How the fak you get OIL... on me COPENHAGEN?
And then mah shirt... You used me shirt to wipe...
The god damn exhaust pipe!?
How the fak you do some shit like that, mate?
...Ahhh ya fakin crikey... Ahh, ya fakin crikey..."

"What's up you long haired, hippy lookin',
Pot smokin' mother fucker
Swear to god you don't ever answer yo
Mother fucking phone
If laughter was a medicine, yo face could cure the
Mother fucking world
Swear to god, the only thing I would change about yo face
.When I'M walkin' towards you...
...is the direction I'm walkin' in...
Anyways, bitch. CALL ME BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Yea, I'm on yo ass now, Big back ass, nigga
Camel-back havin' ass nigga
You already know what the fuck goin' on
Dutch Chicken wearin' ass nigga
Musty ass nigga, Ugly ass nigga

Moby Dick lookin' ass nigga
You already know what the fuck goin' on
Big shirt wearin' ass nigga, yea
You already know what the fuck goin' on
Lil' Pants wearin' ass nigga
You already know what the fuck goin' on, maine
Yea, boy, get ya ceilin' block head ass on, nigga
Yea, You already know what the fuck goin' on- ."

"Those who crawl in the mud, like you, will
Never amount to ANYTHING..."