Tee Many Martoonies

So I lost my love, lost my job
Even lost my faith in skies above
Walked into a bar and pulled up a stool
Bartender says 'What'll it be my friend?' Oh I need something
To help me mend
So keep pouring dirty martinis as fast as you can
And I thought who am I?
I'm just some broken lonely guy
Lookin' for the answers at the bottom of my glass
I'm having
Tee Many Martoonies
Started speakin' funny and acted little looney
And I wish someone I love would take me home
So keep pourin' in that 'alkeehol'
Cuz' I don't give a shit about life at all
Wanna find the truth as get there as fast as I can
So I may get drunk
I may get trashed
But I feel real special wavin' a martini glass
Makin' a meal from the olives on a stick
And I thought who am I?
I'm just some broken, lonely guy
Looking for the answers at the bottom of my glass
I'm having
Tee Many Martoonies
Started speaking funny and acted little looney
And I wish someone I love would take me home
I'm having Tee-ee-ee-ee-ee Many Martoonies
I'm having Tee-ee-ee-ee-ee Many Martoonies
Well I'm not real smart, I'm not real proud
But good god why is the world so loud?
And why, oh why, oh why is the world so bright?
Last thing I recall was fallin' in bed
Woke up with a split-ting head
I will change my evil ways and make amends
So I'll stick to beer
I'll stick to wine
And I might just try tequila next time
But I'll never have another dirty martini ever again
Cuz' I had
Tee Many Martoonies
Started speakin' funny and acted little loney
And I think someone I love took me home
No I'll never find
I'll never, ever find
The answers at the bottom of
A dirty martini glass



Credits
Writer(s): James Fetterolf
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