closer to thirty

Now it's not so cool doin' drugs in the bathroom
And your girlfriend's parents probably talkin' about you
You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood
Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to

You're fuckin' late, you're such a waste
You fell asleep on the first day
Well, did you think that 20-somethin' looked like this?

When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry
And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doin' you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30
Oh-oh, oh-oh

I think that it's about time to start pickin' a best man
I think a little more space might be a good investment
'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is poppin' the question
And if they get married before you, you're a dead man

The party ends, you can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 p.m.
Well, did you think that 20-somethin' looked like this?

When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry
And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried
And when the whole damn world starts doin' you dirty
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30
Oh-oh

When you gotta start growin' up all in a hurry (oh-oh)
And your parents start lookin' at you kinda worried (oh-oh)
And when the whole-, starts doin' you dirty (oh-oh)
Well, that's what happens when you're closer to 30 (oh, oh)