I Don't Wear Boxer Shorts

Well, I don't pretend to be something I'm not
And I swear I'll never be caught
In boxer shorts, cuz I don't like the way they feel
I don't pretend to be something I'm not
And I swear I'll never be caught
In boxer shorts, cuz I don't like the way they feel

I don't like to play no sports
And I Don't want to Wear Boxer Shorts
No, I like being who I am
And I don't really give a damn, yeah
What you've got underneath your clothes
And I don't really care who knows
Cuz it don't give me any grief
That you know that I wear briefs, yeah

I stay the same, yeah I'm not flighty
But I'll always wear my tighty-whities
Boxers are dumb, they leave me cold and insecure
I'll wear my briefs with pride forever

I don't like to play no sports
And I Don't want to Wear Boxer Shorts
No, I like being who I am
And I don't really give a damn, yeah
What you've got underneath your clothes
And I don't really care who knows
Cuz it don't give me any grief
That you know that I wear briefs, yeah

I don't pretend to be something I'm not
And I swear I'll never be caught
In boxer shorts, cuz I don't like the way they feel
I don't pretend to be something I'm not
And I swear I'll never be caught
In boxer shorts, cuz I don't like the way they feel

I don't like to play no sports
And I Don't want to Wear Boxer Shorts
No, I like being who I am
And I don't really give a damn, yeah
What you've got underneath your clothes
And I don't really care who knows
Cuz it don't give me any grief
That you know that I wear briefs, yeah
I wear briefs, yeah
I wear briefs, yeah



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Writer(s): Andrew Gerrard Patrick, Austin Dow Magnant, Ethan Weiss Belding, George James Webber, Jason John Maloney
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