The London Song

(Ah-woo)
(Ah-woo)

Relax
I know that you need to go easy
Two roads and you take your time
I'm past
They know that you need to go slowly
They know the way to your minds
Relax
I know that you need to go easy
Two roads and you take your time
Relax

The world is at a point of so much instability
That everything just turns into a steady gloom
Pound crashed
Queen died
Environmental suicide
As powerful people laugh at insults in a room about

This one's haircut
This one's tax cut
This one's found a way to profit from a tax cut
Turns out a tax cut
Isn't all that but you're a rat
Took your money, now you'd love to see a tax cut

And I'm here
In my room beside a window
And I check the time, nine
Is it time I should remove the blinds?
Wake the fuck up
Drink a coffee
Maybe three, five?
Somehow I didn't sleep a minute last night

And I'm crawling through life on about 10% capacity
Wake up, check the time
Should I get up and have a wee?
Open the blinds, the sun don't stop smacking me
What the fuck have you done when your government went mad?

And see how much is going on (how)
Go switch the telly on (go)
Fancy that?
Is it that you wanna see another bomb?
Wanna see today's headline?
Everything is goin' wrong
Wanna see tomorrow's headline?
Has all of it gone?

No, nothing has gone
In fact it's only fucking multiplied
Everybody is sat chattin' nonsense
Gettin' on with life (ah-woo)
Wading through the shit to find a crusty leather armchair (ah-woo)
Sit there
Gaze into a wall as we all gently die (relax)

I know that you need to go easy (ahh)
Two roads and you take your time
I'm past
They know that you need to go slowly
They know the way to your minds
Relax

Wank yourself to death
Tell your family that you love 'em
Tell your friends you always wanted to get out of there, you couldn't
Tell your folks that are you happy
Tell 'em even though you're not
You've gotta keep up your appearances
Appearances is all you got

You can't go waffling on 'bout your problems
They are no more special than anybody else's
A problem shared's a problem doubled
Don't you dare address your troubles
Bury it

You won't find you'll ever have to tell shit to anyone
When everybody's gone
You'll be the last to think that you were wrong
And you can take that to the grave

When your moralizations are in tatters
You'll arrive at the conclusion that nothing much matters at all
Oh, oh, oh, woah
Nothing much matters at all

I know that you need to go relax
I know that you need to go easy
Two roads and you take your time
I'm past
They know that you need to go slowly
They know the way to your minds
Relax
I know that you need to go easy
Two roads and you take your time (take your time)
Relax