Justice

Serve justice in the court you can call me Judge Judy
And the
People of the jury yea they feeling all moody
We got a
Redhead in the court tryna avoid the case
But you know
We cannot disclose, what happened in his workplace

Tryna beat these charges I got me a lawyer
12 in my house caught me in my foyer
I got workers
To protect I'm the employer
Witness on the stand and his name Tom Sawyer

Judy a bitch I don't like my odds
Tried to pay her but she don't accept wads
Evidence is piling up they found pics of my broads
I can only make it out through the grace of god

Dressed in my birthday suit for my trial
Judy don't like that she wants me away for a while
Shawtys in the audience gave me a smile
Hit them up later before I am sentenced for exile

We got the proof we know what you did
Like a little bitch you ran and you hid
Now you're in the court and there's no escape
When you see this evidence your mouths will gape

Your friends are rats, liars, and scoundrels
I'm here to prove this to the entire council
Videos, letters, emails, pictures, texts
You keep on calling your ex
And what for but the sex
ASAP Patty now you are up next

I like Brock Purdy He's the best in the league
Unlike Zach Wilson, he's 0-3
I get a train run on me by the O-line
Bars so fire they call me Patsy Cline

Made a special appearance on SNL
I'm like John Mulaney doing fine and swell
A$AP Patty says he's innocent we know what's up
J Nickel puts him in his place this tune about to blow up

Some bitches spoke the truth man I'm fucked
I swear I only engage in safe conduct
Got them on the stand and out of school (college)
If only I had just stayed out of the swimming pool

Revealing all the evidence in the court
I gotta leave to go to the airport
Live the rest of my life in a resort
Damn I forgot to renew my passport

Fuck you Judy get a new hairdo
Hope you and your family die of the flu
Your dumbass officers messed up the case
That evidence illegal I can fight this case

My name is judge Judy fucker say it again
My name is judge Judy older than the Big Ben
I've seen it all before so I cannot be fooled
Objection, relevance, you're getting overruled

Fighting for appeals I will not yield
Like a farmer in the fields my gavel I wield
Like a child you fought, you begged, and you yearned
But I will not relent until the court is adjourned

Judge Judy, I'd like to thank you truly
Even though this trial is ruled kind of loosely
I understand we're all in the sea of these cooties

Tryna stay clean
Tryna stay relieved
They ain't touch his ween
And I'm convinced she wasn't thirteen

Via the jury it was a unanimous decision
My mans had a mission
And I know he ain't missin
For shawtys he be kissin
I mean, no no no he was just fishin

Order in the court, order in the court the jury has made a decision
In regards to the case of asap patty vs the people
The defense was found unanimously
Not guilty



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Writer(s): Jacob Nicholls, Nick Zamara, Patrick Galvin
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