Santa's Favorite

There's something that's been on my mind
And my friends they also want to know
So I'm sitting down with mom and dad
Asking for an answer
Maybe they can tell me how it goes
We know that there's a list of naughty and nice
If you've been bad or good they say that he knows
But after Christmas day we all go out and play
And a different pattern always shows

Why is the rich kid always Santa's favorite?
I've been good the whole year through
Why does the rich kid always get all the fancy toys?
What did I do? What did I do?

Man, they took my lunch money and I didn't fight back
Cause I was told that Kris Kringle wouldn't like that
So I put up with more and more of it
Just to avoid getting put on the naughty list
Every year we would go back to school
And every dick head that would act a fool
Came back with new gear and toys
So this year I don't want to hear that noise
I felt like I was running out of options yo
And there was no way Kris Kringle was watching so
Decided to do whatever possible
Cause Christmas for kids like me wasn't profitable
So now I got a lot to do to come up on their presents
And make sure at the same time that they learn their lessons
See I'm tired of living my life stressing
Waking every christmas day asking the same question

Well my parents they had tears in their eyes
And I'll never forget what they said
They said baby don't you fret, you're as good as it gets
And Santa's just an asshole with a sled

That's why the rich kid's always Santa's favorite
You've been good we know it's true
Yeah the rich kid always get all the fancy toys
Now you do you, now you do you!

Why is the rich kid always Santa's favorite?
And now I know I know it's true
Why does the rich kid always get all the fancy toys?
What did I do? What did I do?