To All A Goodnight

The snowflakes all have fallen
The string lights have been strung
The kids are fin'lly sleeping
So now the time has fin'lly come
To tell you, dear, sweet in-laws
While brushing back a tear
I hope you make your plane
Here's the schedule for the train
And yet you still remain here

Christmas with you guys has been fantastic
And I know that this might sound a little trite
But when you're gone, the change here will be drastic
Merry Christmas and to all a goodnight
But you're not leaving, so I guess I
Gotta say I loved your low-fat jello
And we haven't felt the slightest bit uptight
And you make gefilte really very well
Oh, what a crime! What ya look at the time
Get out and goodnight

Goodnight

Okay, well I must admit quite honestly the greatest part of all
Was hanging bagels from our little Christmas tree
Then dancing 'round inn circles, oh, we really had a ball
Singing "All I Want For Christmas" in a minor key

Not to mention how you only spoke in Yiddish to my son
Or dressed as Santa Claus and told the kids "Shalom!"
We had eight whole days of Hanukkah, but Christmas, only one
Oh dear God! Help me out! Hear my prayer: make them go home

Now we won't see each other 'till next season
We've made it through and fin'lly see the light
My Christmas wish was granted beyond reason
But now I think I'm gonna cry
Eventually die if I gotta try to say goodbye
So to all a goodnight