Santa's Stuck On I-75
Another year has come and gone
And I've been waiting for Santa all night long
But he's not coming to Pembroke Pines this year
Because his sleigh broke down ten miles north of here
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Kevin wanted a brand new car
But Santa is still just way too far
Will wanted a new band this year
But he's stuck with us cause we're just volunteers (They're a bunch of idiots)
Our girlfriends wanted to get some time
But we're in the studio without a rhyme
And Vincent is waiting for Santa Claus
And he's really upset because
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
All I really had on my list
(All that's on my list)
Was to be with my band who I really missed
(Who I really missed)
To write some more songs just for our fans
(Just for all our fans)
About Santa who's spending his night in a van
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(Oh boy I hope I get the unicycle I asked for)
(I hope I get the pogo stick that on list)
(I put a glockenspiel on my list)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(What's a glockenspiel)
(You hear that little part do do do do do do do do do)
(Uh yeah)
(Yeah that's what it's called)
(That's cool)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(I put a triangle on my list)
(The instrument)
(No the shape I don't know why I asked for a shape but it kinda looked pretty cool)
(That's awesome)
(Yeah man)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(This endings really long)
(I know right can we hurry it up my arms are getting tired)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(Your arms are getting tired I'm so sick of singing this same line over and over again)
(What line)
(Uh this line right here)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Well to everyone at home from everyone here at Rubber Hearts we'd like to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and a very happy holidays
And I've been waiting for Santa all night long
But he's not coming to Pembroke Pines this year
Because his sleigh broke down ten miles north of here
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Kevin wanted a brand new car
But Santa is still just way too far
Will wanted a new band this year
But he's stuck with us cause we're just volunteers (They're a bunch of idiots)
Our girlfriends wanted to get some time
But we're in the studio without a rhyme
And Vincent is waiting for Santa Claus
And he's really upset because
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
All I really had on my list
(All that's on my list)
Was to be with my band who I really missed
(Who I really missed)
To write some more songs just for our fans
(Just for all our fans)
About Santa who's spending his night in a van
Santa's stuck on I-75
Rudolph's tired and he's gonna make Santa drive
Cause gas prices are going through the roof
And Blitzen has gone and sprained his hoof
So I guess Santa will just have to drive on by
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(Oh boy I hope I get the unicycle I asked for)
(I hope I get the pogo stick that on list)
(I put a glockenspiel on my list)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(What's a glockenspiel)
(You hear that little part do do do do do do do do do)
(Uh yeah)
(Yeah that's what it's called)
(That's cool)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(I put a triangle on my list)
(The instrument)
(No the shape I don't know why I asked for a shape but it kinda looked pretty cool)
(That's awesome)
(Yeah man)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(This endings really long)
(I know right can we hurry it up my arms are getting tired)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
(Your arms are getting tired I'm so sick of singing this same line over and over again)
(What line)
(Uh this line right here)
Cause he's stuck on I-75
Well to everyone at home from everyone here at Rubber Hearts we'd like to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and a very happy holidays
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Writer(s): Izaac Garcia
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