Lovin' Machine

I'm an ugly duckling, could never get a man
Tried beauty treatments, took vitamins by the can
I got so disgusted, I built me a loving machine

For the nickel and the slide, you hear some buzzing
Kisses, while they're high, five cents a dozen
Don't need a man, got something you've never seen
I'm well satisfied since I built me that loving machine

Pull the lever on the right, two arms jump out
Break all around, you make you scream and shout
Oh, little man, got something you've never seen
I'm well satisfied, since I built me that loving machine

Put a quarter in the slot, the thing lights up
Out comes your love and in a dixie cup
Don't need a man, got something you've never seen
I'm well satisfied, since I built me that loving machine

I'd love you all day if you feel run down
Don't have to worry running all over town
When my machine shuts off, that ain't all
Out comes a bottle of alcohol
I'm well fortified since I built me that loving machine



Credits
Writer(s): Lambert, Merritt
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