Witch Hazel

You decide you're making dinner
So I'm heading to the store
Getting chicken breast and pasta
When you're cooking I am
Likely to distract you from your chore
When I put my arms around ya
Then we'll sway in our kitchen like a high school dance
Til the timer on the oven is done
Eating on the sofa with our dumb ass cats
That's the only thing we need to have fun

What's the point of other people
When you've found the one?

I decide we're having dinner
Where we haven't been before
So you're heating up the shower
Lots of bottles full of chemicals
I guess are for your pores
Think it takes about an hour
When you squirt witch hazel on a cotton pad
And apply it to your cheeks and nose
A towel around your body at the mirror you stand
Gives me feelings that I gotta control
What's the point of doing something
When our bed's at home?

There remains a gap between us
I've put my finger on
Something in this world compelled you
When you were still so young
To vomit in the bathroom
And rid yourself of weight
Your teeth were worn by acid
And they're sensitive today

So I really hope you hear me when I say
That I promise that you're sexy
In your current shape