This Is Serious (Pre-Apocalyptic Anthem)

Nothing matters
Why do we care?
We're all getting fatter
What's there to share?

We all have a problem
Life isn't fair
The end is now calling
Why would we dare?

The world isn't great
We're all getting furious
It seems here's our fate
'Cause this is serious

Well it seems that since we're all gonna die anyway
We may as well fuck around if it'll end all today
This is a pre-apocalyptic anthem for a proximity ending
This is where we draw the line cause, fuck it, we're all gonna die

We could rob a grocery store or drive a car and pick up whores
Start a in-town civil war or beat some boomers to the floor
Kick some children to the curb or steal KFC's 11 herbs
Write ourselves some brand new verbs
Some words that will be quite superb

'Cause we're all at the end anyway
We may as well start to celebrate
We can do whatever we feel like
'Cause soon enough we're gonna die

We could eat till we feel sick or draw on sleeping faces dicks
Or smoke some weed and feel that kick
Be edgy till we're out of tricks
And we could win the lottery and spend it on some oddities
Get sad because there's seven fee-gures left
And can't do that spending

And we could write a bestseller and
Promise a sequel with twists and turns
And laugh cause we know that the world will end
And we don't need to learn
We could tweet at Elon Musk and tell him that he really sucks
Get banned from Twitter in the end but that's a very normal Wednes—

'Cause we're all at the end anyway
We may as well start to celebrate
We can do whatever we feel like
'Cause soon enough we're gonna die

I hate edgelords very much
I hate how they try to sound weak and tough
At the same time, somehow, that's enough
The world's not ending, so it's such

A shame that I wasted a very long
Time making this stupid fucking song
But we're already like three minutes in
So what's the harm in giving in?

'Cause we're all at the end anyway
We may as well start to celebrate
We can do whatever we feel like
'Cause soon enough we're gonna die

'Cause we're all at the end anyway
We may as well start to celebrate
We can do whatever we feel like
'Cause soon enough we're gonna die