Santa's Got Tha Bailout
Got my opps nuts roasting on an open flame
Call me jack frost, snipping off your nose and face
When you cross the MM it's how your Christmas goes
Turn you past tense like Scrooge's Ghristmas ghost
I'm the Christmas GOAT,
All the presents by the tree
Gotta hit all of the houses acting naughtily
Putting rocks in my socks if they stick me in a jailhouse
They caught me being naughty
But Santa's got the bailout
Thank you for this weaponry
I wish the law was protecting me
So I don't have to save the step-child of Fester
While the cops scratching their heads, I slide down the chimney
Of a child molester
Teach him right from wrong
Like You don't need this, snip "Ahh it's gone!"
Over to the next strunz who didn't make it on nice,
Do the same thing, be sure to put that on ice!
After the devious lick
I make a speedy exit
So i can have my mind at ease with all the people I miss
Now calm down Hank,
This ain't a confession,
You gonna lock me up for saying this? That'll teach a lesson in free speech
And it's relations to society
"Kill the vigilant heroes and set the pedophiles free"
Why don't we add some more corruption to your iced tea
Maybe it'll make it taste less like pee
Got my opps nuts roasting on an open flame
Call me jack frost, snipping off your nose and face
When you cross the MM it's how your Christmas goes
Turn ya past tense like Scrooge's Christmas ghost
I'm the Christmas GOAT,
All the presents by the tree
Gotta hit all of the houses acting naughtily
Putting rocks in my socks if they stick me in a jailhouse
They caught me being naughty
But Santa's got the bailout
Big time, always looking out for the little guy
I can rap so good it's a gift how I spit a rhyme
In time for the holidays, yes plural
Blue for Hanukkah and a blue Christmas without a girl by my side
"Waaah so alone"
Hold up, let me call the waambulance on my phone sucker
Binky and a bottle and a rattling toy
Never mind, I hate all of the noise noise noise
I'm The Grinch
Call me jack frost, snipping off your nose and face
When you cross the MM it's how your Christmas goes
Turn you past tense like Scrooge's Ghristmas ghost
I'm the Christmas GOAT,
All the presents by the tree
Gotta hit all of the houses acting naughtily
Putting rocks in my socks if they stick me in a jailhouse
They caught me being naughty
But Santa's got the bailout
Thank you for this weaponry
I wish the law was protecting me
So I don't have to save the step-child of Fester
While the cops scratching their heads, I slide down the chimney
Of a child molester
Teach him right from wrong
Like You don't need this, snip "Ahh it's gone!"
Over to the next strunz who didn't make it on nice,
Do the same thing, be sure to put that on ice!
After the devious lick
I make a speedy exit
So i can have my mind at ease with all the people I miss
Now calm down Hank,
This ain't a confession,
You gonna lock me up for saying this? That'll teach a lesson in free speech
And it's relations to society
"Kill the vigilant heroes and set the pedophiles free"
Why don't we add some more corruption to your iced tea
Maybe it'll make it taste less like pee
Got my opps nuts roasting on an open flame
Call me jack frost, snipping off your nose and face
When you cross the MM it's how your Christmas goes
Turn ya past tense like Scrooge's Christmas ghost
I'm the Christmas GOAT,
All the presents by the tree
Gotta hit all of the houses acting naughtily
Putting rocks in my socks if they stick me in a jailhouse
They caught me being naughty
But Santa's got the bailout
Big time, always looking out for the little guy
I can rap so good it's a gift how I spit a rhyme
In time for the holidays, yes plural
Blue for Hanukkah and a blue Christmas without a girl by my side
"Waaah so alone"
Hold up, let me call the waambulance on my phone sucker
Binky and a bottle and a rattling toy
Never mind, I hate all of the noise noise noise
I'm The Grinch
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Writer(s): Joseph Lipman
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