Archeology

What's old is mold, grow across the past
Your flash backs are flatulent ass
Building a whole life, on your first few years

Last time you ruled I was young
Now you ain't cool, there's no more fun
In your constant search for childhood

Digging up looking for the bones, gonna rebuild my skeleton
Life will slowly shatter it around
and I will make my throne of all of these old cereal boxes
Finally found something that's as stale as me
Archeology

If at 35 I'm playing with Bionicles
Making those old review videos
Press me against your chest and smother me to death

Please God, I ain't religious
But you can smite me if I do this
Euthanize me if you catch me making a CatDog video essay

Flipping through my memories, figure out how to relive them
Cry and order Pizza Hut, again
Oh shit! I got some nostalgia, in the folds of this cardboard
Finally found something that's as greasy as me

Rattle my bones all over the stones if you catch me with a Funko
Drop a nuke on my house if it fills with nostalgic junk

Remember when SpongeBob was good?
Remember when Halo was good?
Remember when Tims was good?
Remember when water was good? They don't make it like they used to

I'll keep these memories to myself, I'll find my past without your help
So you can fuck off with your marketing ploy
Your youth was more than stupid toys, cartoons, movies and music boy
Did you forget that? I think that you did!