Trademark Crimes
Here's a story about a man like me and you
Millions to his name and it's not just a few
it's not just a few
My arms wide open and a smile on my face
If you strike my simple pose then I'll put you in your place
in your place
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
He's working day and night trademarking his pose
Ensuring that his bank account grows
My bank account grows
Make sure to hug your loved ones like it's the last time
Cuz my lawyers are coming after you for your trademark crimes
trademark crimes
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
You wanna walk you gotta pay
You wanna talk you gotta pay
You wanna sit, stand, rollover, you best better pay
Open your arms and wear a smile
wear a smile
My lawyers got you on speed dial
Trademark infringement - gimme money!
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
Millions to his name and it's not just a few
it's not just a few
My arms wide open and a smile on my face
If you strike my simple pose then I'll put you in your place
in your place
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
He's working day and night trademarking his pose
Ensuring that his bank account grows
My bank account grows
Make sure to hug your loved ones like it's the last time
Cuz my lawyers are coming after you for your trademark crimes
trademark crimes
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
You wanna walk you gotta pay
You wanna talk you gotta pay
You wanna sit, stand, rollover, you best better pay
Open your arms and wear a smile
wear a smile
My lawyers got you on speed dial
Trademark infringement - gimme money!
It's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed offer
He's a guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed profiter
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Writer(s): Alex Collie-hartman
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