First Day With My AK

Waltzed into the door, at Duffy's Gun Store
Breezed up the floor, with my buddy Brenton
For us fun was checking out guns
The agenda today, one by a Russian son
I asked to take a look, to hold her in my hands
To see her up close, to try to bargain
Johnny said for one large, and at no extra charge
You get the gun and a thousand rounds to discharge
I didn't want him to know i was in love with this Kali
So I said to him, can we make a deal in this valley
I peeled off 8 small and laid them down on the table
He said, you warm, son, but ain't quite there yet exactly (You able)
Thinking and thinking I laid one more down
He scarfed them billy bills without a frown
I jumped up and yelled out, "here we go
I'm gonna get my Mik-hi-el today for sure"

First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
Gonna be, Today
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
Moments Away

He handed me a pen and a few bunches of papers
Then i began a super grand epic journey of fable
In front of me there were forms A through double Z
Then he threw down a super secret triple C
I was a scribbling and a filling and old Vince, he was chilling
Brenton there, he was staring up at the ceiling
My arm was a hurting, my fingers was cramping
Trying this way and that way to make this deal happen
Finished up the papers signed, said goodbye to my nine
I said, ok baby, give me my find
He said, now buddy, don't you know that you got to wait
It's the fate of every homeboy in this state
Johnny law needs a call to make sure you can comply
You gotta make it by the scree-nin-nin guy
And if you done do, you can come back in a week
And if you don't, well, you ain't allowed to freak and shriek
A one week wait! don't mess with me cruelly
I'm too weak to wait, this is gonna be grueling

First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
But Not Today
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
Take It Away

I wanna take it home with me, right away
It's my new baby boy my snazzy jazzy new toy
No but's buddy, I'm sorry to relay
But like everybody else, be patient
But I hate to wait, it's like when my woman menstruates
No no no she says, you gotta wait, 3 more days
No matter how hard I plead, I can't get no date
She says, go over there and sit with the dog, in his crate
So i sat my week wait in a poor mental state
And then on the final day i was allowed to go back
My mood improved was in a groove and raced up the track
When i saw him, was like a child on Christmas morn
John and Vince, my buddy boys, handed me my stepson
And said, now you go home and have a ton of fun
And be safe, and understand that it's a powerful one
Made by a russian son, with awards won
And finally, "here we go
I've got my Mik-hi-el in hand today for sure"

First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
And It's Today
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
First Day With My AK
Help is On The Way