Schwartz Blues

Now this right here is a little song I like to call the Schwartz Blues
Let me tell you a little story about how I do

Well I woke up in the morning and I smoked some sinsemilla
Shared it with a stranger she said her name was Sheila
Relieving some Stress is what makes me feel best
Then she asked, "Anything else you like that starts with an S?"
And I said well of course, after all I am the Schwartz
But once I start singing these words are gonna pour

I like the Sea I like the Sun, I can Swim and have fun
I'll eat a Sandwich at my parents, Shake your rump if your Clarence
I could Sit and I could Stand, but I just Swing with the band
I'm like a Squirrel I can't Sit Still, always Seeking Some thrill
I like the Stars I can See mars, I See Saturn and it's rings
I like Summer I like Spring, I like to Scream when I Sing!

I like Skiing in the Snow, you Should already know
I'm Sure as hell not just your average Schmo
Well I like Syrup on my Shrooms, I make Songs I eat Soup
Smoothies when I'm lazy and the Shades for when I'm hazy
I like to Snuggle in Sweatshirts I like to Skate in my Shorts
This is who I am and you can call me Justin Schwartz

I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
Let's boogie all night

I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
And I don't know why I wasted my time