Horsecock

In a field somewhere, there stands a beast
A magnificent steed
With a member so rare I pause to see it
And I wish I could be it
Proud it raises its head and drops in the dirt
Unfurled a prize of unspeakable worth
Though I thrill to see it
I imagine it hurts

A god among mounts, lord of the herd
He stands alone
Flexing his withers and tossing his mane
He beats his breastbone
What a wondrous limb swingin' in the air
O sing us a hymn of what you got there
Is it a challenge or is it a dare?
Impervious you seem not to care

Is it so commonplace that you scoff?
I can't imagine what gets you off
Am I an imbecile for you to mock?
Have you a tool to rival this cock?



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Writer(s): Nickelas Johnson
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