Tinder Girl

White Claw
Is her best friend
Dog mom
Taco Tuesdays
Margs on the weekend

Under 6 feet
Swipe it left
I want my calves to be cramping
When we kiss

It's like talkin' to a brick wall
Except a brick wall can support itself
Oh she's hoverin' round the bottom tier
But she acts like she's top shelf

She just binges TV
Wants her MRS degree
Hope someone else locks it down
'Cause it sure won't be me

She's not in it for love
She just wants status and stuff
She brings nothin' to the table
But says we don't do enough

Whoa!

Her bio's just her Instagram name
What a way to start a conversation
If a picture's a thousand words
Bikini pics are a dissertation

She thinks her looks can carry her profile
Like Simon Cowell carried American Idol
But she's just like us
Looks will fade
What else do you have that makes you interesting?

She just binges TV
Wants her MRS degree
Hope someone else locks it down
'Cause it sure won't be me

She's not in it for love
She just wants status and stuff
She brings nothin' to the table
But says we don't do enough

She just binges TV
Wants her MRS degree
Hope someone else locks it down
Because it sure won't be me

She's not in it for love
She just wants status and stuff
She brings nothin' to the table
But says we don't do enough

Whoa!



Credits
Writer(s): Brian Nicholson
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