The Interview (feat. RATLIFF) [Skit]

Come in
Open the door

Oh, hello, sir
Oh, I'm here for the audition

What's your name?

Oh, my. my name is Louis Pakowski
I'm here to rap for RUMR
I'm here for the audition

Louis, what?

Pakowski

Whatever your name is
Why do you think you should be part of a RUMR?
Why should we let you be part of the RUMR?

Oh, because I'm a I'm a big time rapper from Kansas City
And I. I know how to rap and

Yep, yep
You know how to rap
You know? You know who else knows how to wrap?
Santa Claus
And he only wraps once a year on Christmas
Do you see Santa Claus as part of RUMR?

No, sir

Exactly
Because he's a lazy fuck
Why should you be a part of RUMR, Louis Pakowski?

Oh, because, uh, I'm from Kansas City
And I can rap
And I... I have cat allergies

Wait, wait, wait, wait a second
You have cat allergies?

Yeah

Get the fuck out
Don't even look me in the eye
Do you know how everybody in RUMR has a cat?
I have seven cats
Seven fucking cats
And I will give the world to my cats
Have you ever seen Frank?
You ever seen Frank?
EXPERIMENTVL's cat?

Uhh, no

Exactly
You don't even know what the fuck you're doing
Get the fuck out of my face



Credits
Writer(s): Ratliff Rumr Records
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