Nothing but trouble

Without my trouble making things would be uneventful
I am what you call a trouble making professional
My trouble making is truly commendable
You can say my trouble making is quintessential
I make trouble for you all cos I care
The trouble I make is for all to share
I'm a trouble making extraordinaire
Making trouble for you all everywhere
Can't you see I'm a kind-hearted firebrand
That makes the best trouble that he can
Out with my trouble I do expand
And again end up getting banned
Cos, I put you through so much trial and tribulation
And doesn't my trouble always live up to expectation
By now you all must be accustomed to my aggravation
That I give to you the darling population

He's nothing but trouble
He causes a mass kerfuffle
He's nothing but trouble
Giving society his shit to shovel

My breaches of the peace are needed in society
They give life a sprinkling of variety
See I'm not the type for compliancy
No shit my shit comes with parental advisory
I make enough trouble for everyone
Making me for you so troublesome
Do you find why I make trouble a conundrum
A man's gotta do something for fun
You must admit I make the best trouble
And in making it I'm not that subtle
For the distress I cause I couldn't care fuck all
It's just the way that the cookie does crumble
Making me the agent provocateur
My trouble making is not amateur
Of course, I'm the troublemaker you all prefer
Well who else would you want to shit stir

He's nothing but trouble
He causes a mass kerfuffle
He's nothing but trouble
Giving society his shit to shovel

No one is discarded by my trouble's warm compassion
You never should fear of it ever being put on ration
My trouble does stretch to all through its tireless expansion
You see giving you trouble gives me satisfaction
My trouble making is my way of giving you something back
And it just so happens trouble making I'm good at
So you can't say that I don't give you jack
Cos the trouble I make is disproof of that
You could say I'm a trouble making philanthropist
Giving you trouble through his kindness
Surely now there is something you notice
That all I've said is taking the piss
You fuckers want my trouble like you want a hole in the head
And you shit it cos my trouble making is so widespread
My trouble making has got you fuckers wetting the bed
Tough shit if my trouble making you fuckers dread

He's nothing but trouble
He causes a mass kerfuffle
He's nothing but trouble
Giving society his shit to shovel



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Writer(s): Jan Paszkowiec
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