Lying Elves - Off the Cuff
Five men walking down the road
These five men have seven toes
They are specialized gripping devices that they've
Invented for themselves
Cause they are all fucking elves
The seven frogs that they hold onto can't jump
They're actually kinda slump
Five men walking down the road with seven toads
They're toads cause they cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump
Five men seven toads not jumping down the road
Yeah, five men and seven toads
With seven toes
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves give me the shits
Cause fuckin elves have seven toes
And seven frogs which are toads
They' re fuckin lying to me
In their eyes I can see
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Lying to me
They're lying to me
They're fucking toads not fucking frogs
They're fucking toads
They cant fucking hop
Fuck the elves
Fuck the elves, they're lying to me
These five men have seven toes
They are specialized gripping devices that they've
Invented for themselves
Cause they are all fucking elves
The seven frogs that they hold onto can't jump
They're actually kinda slump
Five men walking down the road with seven toads
They're toads cause they cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump
Cant fuckin jump
Five men seven toads not jumping down the road
Yeah, five men and seven toads
With seven toes
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves give me the shits
Cause fuckin elves have seven toes
And seven frogs which are toads
They' re fuckin lying to me
In their eyes I can see
Fuckin elves
Fuckin elves
Lying to me
They're lying to me
They're fucking toads not fucking frogs
They're fucking toads
They cant fucking hop
Fuck the elves
Fuck the elves, they're lying to me
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Writer(s): Francis Diete
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