Human Jerkey (feat. Tom Lomax) [2003 Monkey Circus Version]

Thank you Keith
Very nice of you
Allright
What the heck are we watching
First of all guys
Where the hell are we
Like what town are we in exactly
Roanoke Roanoke not too shabby
Very pretty very nice
We've been traveling around alot

I dont know about you all
But Im not exactly sure what i've been watching here
Definitely something involving monkeys I would say
There was the one spooky monkey
That was pretty cool
Something with space

Scary monkey got back goes into space
Comes back some freaky stuff goes on
Keith, is there any kind of danger our audience is in
Any kind of physical danger perhaps
Because I have been with the band quite alot
And I know of some kind of danger
Danger is coming on

I'd eat human jerkey
If the jerkey were you
I would stuff a turkey
If the turkey were you, you you

I would go lurking around
Doors where I was not welcome at all
This guy looks like a friend of mine
Do you all remember Paul?

Entertainment should not be scary
We are not here to frighten you

I would blind a midget
If the midget were you
I would forge a widget
If the widget were you
I would go down to the docks talk to people
Try not to get gaffed
But sometimes I like to just for laughs

I would stone a baboon
If the baboon were you
I'd smoke monkey poo
If the monkey poo were you
I would shoot a monkey into space
Let it come back
But not before some good loving attack

And maybe human jerkey
Stuff your turkey
Human jerkey
Human jerkey
Jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey
Jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey, jerkey,