A Christmas Message From the Balls Guy
Hey
It's the balls guy
How's everyone doin
Just calling to wish everyone
A very merry Christmas
Couldn't make it back
In town for uh
For the Christmas time but
Me and Santa kinda go on a
Twenty Four day bender until his big day
So uh I'm spending a little time up with him
And his midgets, I mean his elves (elves they're called elves)
So sorry I live in the past
Anyways were kinda in the middle of that bender right now
So gonna keep this short and sweet
Couldn't release anything for you guys
So sorry about that
But decided I told Santa
To give you all a nice little special gift
He'll come down your chimney
And He'll make your family very happy
Well at least your mom
I am gonna go smoke some meats
With Santa
Nothing Else
We don't do drugs
We do do drugs but for legal purposes
That's a joke
We don't do drugs together
I do not shoot cocaine with Santa in the north pole (at all)
And we don't bully his midgets I mean his elves
But I'm gonna go back o making your guys's gifts
Santas gonna deliver it for me
You guys have a very merry holly jolly
Merry great awesome Christmas
It's the balls guy
How's everyone doin
Just calling to wish everyone
A very merry Christmas
Couldn't make it back
In town for uh
For the Christmas time but
Me and Santa kinda go on a
Twenty Four day bender until his big day
So uh I'm spending a little time up with him
And his midgets, I mean his elves (elves they're called elves)
So sorry I live in the past
Anyways were kinda in the middle of that bender right now
So gonna keep this short and sweet
Couldn't release anything for you guys
So sorry about that
But decided I told Santa
To give you all a nice little special gift
He'll come down your chimney
And He'll make your family very happy
Well at least your mom
I am gonna go smoke some meats
With Santa
Nothing Else
We don't do drugs
We do do drugs but for legal purposes
That's a joke
We don't do drugs together
I do not shoot cocaine with Santa in the north pole (at all)
And we don't bully his midgets I mean his elves
But I'm gonna go back o making your guys's gifts
Santas gonna deliver it for me
You guys have a very merry holly jolly
Merry great awesome Christmas
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