Santa Died In a Shootout (feat. latenightbagel)

Once upon a time
In the North Pole
Santa Claus was finishing
His evening roll
Santa and his elves
High on cocaine
Thought it would be funny
To hijack a plane

Then they made a list
And they checked it twice
Damn Southwest airlines
hasn't been nice
So i'm gonna take a knife
put it in a civilian
Im gonna murder some cops
on the airport pavilion

Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out

Santa always slays
With his gat
The elves execute hostages
with a baseball bat
Santa threatens negotiators
with a grenade
You can hear him screaming
Bitch you got my cookies made

Elves are high as they can be
On crack cocaine
Now they're stabbing all the passengers
With Candy Canes
And the cops are on the tarmac
Surrounding the plane
All of a sudden a fifty cal
Disconnects his brain

Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out
Santa Claus
Santa Claus
Died in a shoot out



Credits
Writer(s): Sir Pp
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