Harder

You said to me that you want to be free
But you're addicted to Beau Nair
And you can't quit me
I can't blame you and I respect the way you feel
But I know you're hungry for my loins as your favorite meal

And I said I want to be on top of you
Like an open-faced sandwich
Maybe you are Nancy Drew
Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys
You got me harder than the Hardy Boys

You made it clear that you're outta here
But then you bent to tie your shoes and I explored your rear
My mustache did the job that it was designed to do
Hours later I can still detect the scent of you

And I said I want to be on top of you
Like an open-faced sandwich
Maybe you are Nancy Drew
Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys
You got me harder than the Hardy Boys

Come and touch me baby
I won't bite
But I might nibble just a little bit

The tears they flowed
When you said you had to go
But then you felt the naked yearning of your cameltoe
You can't keep away from these loins you love to greet
I felt your juices flowing down
I'm getting sticky feet

And I said I want to be on top of you
Like an open-faced sandwich
Maybe you are Nancy Drew
Come solve this mystery by playing with my toys
You got me harder than the Hardy Boys