Emergency Exit

Check check one, two, one, two, one, two

I got a big date it's Friday night
Candle lit dinner for two big price
Designer clothes decked out
You're feeling nice
I had no idea that my friend was there
He was sitting at the bar with your second date to spare
Our convo is a nightmare
Yeah that's my price
So I'll tell you straight to your face that

You're looking for attention
You want the ace of spades
You don't ask any questions
And you're the hack of all trades
Can't you tell I'm bored
Because I don't think that you get it
Down to the last resort
I've gotta make a break for the emergency exit

Get up from my seat, walk down the hall
My plan is so unique
Spend 20 in the stall
I call my friend to lay out the escape
So my friend walks over sits at your table
Chats you up, I hope you're able
To fall for the decoy
Ha you're mistake
Celebrate with the handshake

You're looking for attention
You want the ace of spades
You don't ask any questions
And you're the hack of all trades
Can't you tell I'm bored
Because I don't think that you get it
Down to the last resort
I've gotta make a break for the emergency exit

Please proceed carefully to the nearest emergency exit

You're looking for attention
You're chasing upgrades
You don't ask any questions
I'll take your red flags for a trade
Can't you tell I'm bored
Because I don't think that you get it
And now we're down to the last resort
And so I finally made a break for the emergency exit

Emergency exit one, two, one, two uh yeah