Brighton's Full of Arseholes

It's the Tour de France
Every day of the week
For the Lycra fuckwit squad
Holding up the traffic
As they ride in tandem
An imagined crowd applauds

Brighton's full of arseholes
Brighton's one big headache
Brighton's full of arseholes
Beside the sea

Park the Toorak tractor
At St. Dickhead's Grammar
In the middle of the road
Overprice my sandwich
Due for a kidnapping
Trustafarian B.O

Brighton's full of arseholes
Brighton's one big headache
Brighton's full of arseholes
Beside the sea
And they're all that I can see
And they won't accept the likes of me

Brighton's full of arseholes
Brighton's one big headache
Brighton's full of arseholes
Beside the sea
And they're all that I can see



Credits
Writer(s): Patrick Walker
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