Straight White Bloke

I opened up the door for a lady carrying a kid
She slapped me in the face and she called me a mysogonist

She said just cos I'm a bird with a baby
I don't need no bloke to open up the door
There aint no place in the world for a straight white bloke

Saw a black dude busking down near me local pub
I said hey there brother
Can I help you find a job
He said screw you mate I ain't no one's slave
I don't need no white oppression
Ain't no place in the world for a straight white bloke

I'm just a straight white bloke
Everything I say gets taken the wrong way
Straight white bloke
Cos I ain't no bird i ain't black or gay
So everything I say gets taken the wrong way

A big bloke in leather with a mo offered me a flagon
I said no thanks bud I'm still on the wagon
He said don't flatter yourself you ain't my type
You homophobics is all alike
Ain't no place in the world for a straight white bloke

I'm just a straight white bloke
Everything I say gets taken the wrong way
Straight white bloke
Cos I ain't no bird i ain't black or gay
So everything I say gets taken the wrong way

I try to be charming but they find it alarming
I'm only being myself just like anyone else
But theres no place in the world for a straight white bloke

I'm just a straight white bloke
Everything I say gets taken the wrong way
Straight white bloke
Cos I I ain't no bird i ain't black or gay
So everything I say gets taken the wrong way



Credits
Writer(s): Charles Cooley
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