Multi Muff Melissa

She had two holes, two holes, two holes for me
She had two holes, two holes
A multi muff and arse and that makes three

Well I'll tell you about Melissa
She was a great big son of a gun
She had two noo noo's, multiple wiggly woos
She had a double plugging plump front bum
Til the day when she met Derek
Her quim it quivered like a leaf on a tree
They were the perfect match
A double dick and snatch
Yeah the pair went down in history

She had two holes, two holes, two holes for me
She had two holes, two holes
A multi muff and arse and that makes three

Hello and how do you do?
Sinking a tin or two
Getting to know her on a double date
Derek was hypnotised
By her whispering eyes
It didn't take them long to consummate
He couldn't get enough
Of the multi muff
A taco Tuesday every day of the week
And when he went on down
Like a sideshow clown
He knew a single smoo could not compete

She had two holes, two holes, two holes for me
She had two holes, two holes
A multi muff and arse and that makes three
Yeah yeah yeah

After a couple of years
With Melissa in tears
And Derek holding on to her hand
She pushed for all it was worth
And with a jerk gave birth
To a happy healthy little man
And with his parents genes
Of multi muffs and peens
It was assumed he'd be the same way too
But to their surprise
He hit them in the eyes
With a single shot of baby goo

He had one hole, one hole, one hole to pee
He had one hole, one hole
So they named him single stiffy Steve

She had two holes, two holes, two holes for me
She had two holes, two holes
A multi muff and arse and that makes three

Melissa's two holes, two holes, two holes for me
Delicious two holes, two holes
A multi muff and arse and that makes three
A multi muff and arse and that makes three



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Writer(s): Stephen John Case
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