A Definitive Guide to Easy Living

(Oh well it's easy living)
That's why they call me the best of the best
Architects in the urbanised West
(Oh well it's easy living)
It's easy living for me
An architecture degree
Can get you where you really need to be

Lesson one
This is not a park bench
For some folks around this in an apartment
But once they've slept, they'll object to be being charged rent
What am I to do?
Here comes lesson two

Well can we lean it up?
Can we tilt it down?
It's ill-advised to try lying in it you'll fall out
Let's put a little
Armrest in the middle
So that we can limit all the types of people sitting in it

You know you'd better think twice
Before you come into my town
You know it isn't very nice
To outstay your welcome in my town

(Oh well it's easy living)
You want to live in the best of the best of the best
Yes? Well I guess
(Oh well it's easy living)
You're better sticking with me
My architecture degree
Can get you where you really need to be

Lesson three
Believe me, it's not a bus stop
Can't you see it's a free room and it must stop
Let's make the benches slimmer
So they won't be hanging around come winter
Everyone's a winner
Everyone's a winner

You know you'd better think twice
Before you come into my town
You know it isn't very nice
To outstay your welcome in my

Let there be light, let there be land
Let there be spikes under our bridges
Let there be water and food to eat
Let there be concrete

Let there be light, let there be land
Let there be spikes under our bridges
Let there be water and food to eat
Let there be concrete

Let there be light, let there be land
Let there be spikes under our bridges
Let there be water and food to eat
Let there be concrete

You know you'd better think twice
Before you come into my town
You know it isn't very nice
To outstay your welcome in my town

Ooh you know you'd better think twice
Before you break into my town
Well if you're looking for advice
You'll never make it in my town